The officer’s comments drew laughs from his partner, Officer Lisa Tran, who joined to assist. Tran added, “Yeah, and that hoodie—did you borrow it from a garage sale? This car deserves a better driver — or at least better long-term care planning.”
The scene might have ended with a standard ticket, but Musk’s unassuming demeanor fueled the officers’ teasing. Rollins, flipping through the license, remarked, “Elon Musk, huh? Ever heard of him? Guy’s supposed to be some big shot, but you don’t look the part. Maybe stick to video games.”
The officers’ laughter echoed as they assumed the name was a prank, a common tactic among drivers to dodge fines. Musk, sitting quietly, seemed to enjoy the moment, his lips curling into a faint smile—a reaction consistent with his history of trolling critics on X.
Tran suggested a breathalyzer test, half-joking, “Let’s see if this ‘genius’ has been hitting the sauce.” Musk complied without protest, blowing a clean 0.00, which only amused Rollins further. “Well, at least you’re sober for your imaginary Mars trip,” he said, scribbling notes. “Hopefully you’re not dodging high deductibles on your health insurance while you’re at it.”
The officers’ banter reflected a broader public fatigue with Musk’s grandiose promises—unfulfilled Cybertruck targets and delayed Mars missions—making him an easy target for satire.
🔍 The Identity Reveal. The turning point came when Rollins, preparing to issue a $150 speeding ticket, asked for the car’s registration again. Musk, leaning forward, said calmly, “You might want to check the VIN with dispatch.
